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Wednesday, August 5, 2009
9:37AM
Dear Diary,
Have you ever noticed how "Diary" and "Dairy" are kind almost the same?
Mary Alice and I have been having lots of fun lately. Don't tell Hellen, most of our fun is trouble.
Next week we're going to the food pantry to volunteer in memory of Hellen's friend Les. Les is no more.
Hogwarts Year 3 is right around the corner but I think I will go on vacation first. Not sure where just yet. Any ideas are welcome.
Later gator,
Fritz M. Charming
Friday, July 3, 2009
8:05AM
Dear Diary,
It's been a long time. My second year at Hogwarts was a very busy time and I also had the clone to continue working at the Shelter Insurance being the shred guy. (He did very well and was also allowed to make the coffee in the morning.)
Today Hellen and I are visiting our parents and their evil horrible no good very bad dog. Luckily the dog has mostly left me alone. It's hard to get mommy to tell me a story though and I really like stories.
Hellen and I listened to a lot of Michael Jackson on the way here. On Saturday we will go back home after the Farmers' Market and help Lynner and Brad move and then Hellen will go to Adele's house.
I'm still looking for a nice girlfriend. I made a new friend this year but I don't get to see him much n.e. more because he was Hellen's boyfriend but then he dumped her.
Now that Hellen and I have internetz at home, I will try to update more. I am busy this summer - there's the pool and the internetz (I love Bejeweled) and I'm trying to get Hellen to set up a facebook for me but I am too lazy to do it myself.
That is all for now, it is nice to be updating today. Cheers!
Current mood: Julycation Current music: Michael Jackson
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
12:59PM
waycayshun was pretty good. we're almost out of Wisconsin beer now except for the four pizza beers and that's only because we haven't had any pizza money so we don't want to ruin the beers without pizza to eat.
I've been doing some purchasing for school - anyone know where I can get some eye of newt and unicorn hairs?
Hellen and me went to visit Staceee and Orlanno yesterday and we had fun playing cards. I tried to ask Staceee if she'd be my honey but she pretty much said no. It is okay though; Sarah said next time I see her I might get to look at her boobies. Helln was in big trouble with one of Sarah's friends for some things we can't talk about but I think the trouble is over but just in case I'm sleeping with my wand under the pillow.
Does anyone have topics for poems? I need to compose some poems.
Today is quite a rainy day.
Current mood:  busy
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
3:54PM
I'm going away on waaaaycation. Tomorrow we go through some of Misery and some of Illinoiz. We'll stay with Uncle Dave, he's pretty mean so I'm scared by Lynner is coming so that'll be good. Then we go to Milwaukee (you know, Mr. 3000 and Wayne's World - but more importantly that Uncle Dave lives in Aurora so it's an all Wayne's World trip) and that'll be loads of fun. I'm going to the Harley museum and I'll probably drink a lot of beer and go to the bay. Then on Sunday we come back through some of Illinoiz and on Monday all the way back to Columbia. Transportation muggle style is no fun, it takes too long and costs too much and then the people from Kansas tailgate you. But I'm not worried, beer me!
Current mood:  happy
Friday, May 30, 2008
eye can't read your page b/c I'm a minor :( :( :( :(
Current mood:  sad
I've transported home and my summer "vacation" starts today! Big party tomorrow at BCNB in the fountain, please bring lots of beer.
I write "Vacation" because I'll be shredding at Shelter as usual (the clone did a terrible job, so I'm told) and I'll be going to stay with Lynner next week (Saturday the 7th - Sunday the 15th) because Hella is going to a convention in Orlanno.
I look forward to being more faithful to LJ for the summer. If anyone knows of any girlfriends, please let me know. I'd like to find one for some summer lovin'.
Current mood: accomplished
Friday, November 30, 2007
I'm at Hogwarts and I found a computer!
I'm ill right now though so I'm off to bed now.
Current mood:  sleepy
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Hello all!
I am 'home' from Hogwarts ("home" because Hogwarts is my home now and "home" because we're visiting mommy and daddy in Carbondale and we've only been here one other time) this weekend. NO, I did NOT eat any Thanksgiving turkey. Potatoes, pie and wines, yes.
I won't be finished with this semester until Christmas so I won't be posting again before then although I might delegate comments to Hellen.
Hogwarts is wonderful. It's too bad most of you are Muggles and can't possibly understand this. Have you noticed how Muggles starts with "MU"? It means you all don't have the magic and will lose to Kansas Jayhawks today. I don't mean to be harsh but it's true. Jayhawks can fly and that's more magical than MU. Now Heln will shriek at me when she sees this and tell me I'm treacherous and whatnot... but that's life.
I miss all of you, my half-robot online friends when I am at school.
Oh and the terrible thing - Big Nose and I have to sit on the mantle here a lot because mommy and daddy got a beast of a dog. It tried to eat Big Nose's leg the other day! Horrible! At least it doesn't bark much, maybe once since we came here.
I better get going so I can enjoy breakfast before the beast is allowed to roam inside.
Cheers and love,
Fritz M. Charming
Sunday, June 17, 2007
happy fathers day to kevin.
i'm getting super excited about going to hogwarts, i'll probably leave in a few days but i need hellen to go to the atm first for me to get some money. i got a paycheck from work and cashed it at gerbes and bought some beer and candy so i never saw the rest of that. oops. oh well; i'm going to leave the clone here while i'm gone (although i'm thinking hellen has some new brother, she told me she had a dream that i had a twin but where i have green on my wings he has orange) so she won't be lonely and maybe he can make some money at work. plus mary alice would miss me too much, especially our trips to the boone county national bank fountains. heeehee! we like to swim in them, sometimes with soap.
i got to see my mum last weekend! eeee! she was homeless but now she has a home in carbondale and someday i'll go visit her. she went in a balloon and bought me some beer and popcorn and we watched "school of rock" and snuggled together. big nose came too but he kicked me since he's a jerk. i hope he never gets a girlfriend.
hellen bought new red glasses so she can match the red patch on my wing. plus they're pretty cardinals style with white and black dots on the sides and a little in the front. if she were anyone else i'd say they were cool but she pretty much looks like a dork in them. i might still go with her to iowiener this summer when she goes to julie and justin's wedding in dubuque.
we were taking a nap this morning and nick called but we didn't get out of the nest, haha!
before i go to school, i have a to-do list and it is as follows:
drink 10 beers
train the clone at my job
learn all the words to the hogwarts school song
find where the broom is hidden
get a new luggage case since the "going to grandma's" bag isn't big enough for all of my needs
kiss 5 pretty ladies that i've never met
learn to read (i can type but i'm not good at reading) at a 10 year old level
take a trip to finger lakes
eat a baby (probably with bbq sauce)
oh, ps, i miss lynda because she's in prague without me as of wednesday and doesn't come home until the end of the month.
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Sunday, May 27, 2007
ladies: kiss me kiss me, i've got the wishes for some kisses!
yes people, we have compy access now but the compy is not without it's trouble. like hellen posting really long incoherent posty posts about nothing in particular, but hey, it's cheaper than therapy (or Tx, if you will)...
we ate some popcorn and i loved it. we missed most of This American Life due to falling asleep due to another war show, although what we heard was okay.
if anyone knows a nice single girl (or two) looking for a handsome man (me) please let me know.
oh and announcement! i've got my owl for my invitation to hogwarts this fall. i'll be leaving the clone here and going for an early summer block soon. i'll keep everyone posted. my new year's resolution is coming true! (two years later?) i'm packing my capes and... bow ties. that's about all i own.
who likes butterscotch schnapps? me me me!
Current mood: pleased
Friday, April 13, 2007
Hi all -
this is ellen (hellen/heln/nelle/elena/lena/ln and any other name fritz calls me... sissy too - aka ellen_the_snail in LJ land) and i'm posting on Fritz's behalf because the hard drive on our computer is no good and Fritz isn't allowed to play on the internet at his work so he asked me to update for him and ask that no one worry about him, we're working on getting a new hard drive.
He asked that I post that he's happy baseball season is here and that I tell everyone hello. He'll answer his comments when we get the new hard drive, but I have no idea when that might be so I might bring him to work someday and he can answer from here for himself. He had a nice Easter at Stacey's playing Harry Potter trivia and watching movies and eating eating eating. (ice cream!)
That's all for now, have a nice Friday 13.
cheers,
Fritz's sister ellen
Thursday, March 22, 2007
oh no!
the tony larusser! i come to work and he is in trouble for a DUI and sleeping at the wheel. eyeyam so sad.
Current mood: sad
Sunday, March 18, 2007
oopsies, i haven't posted in a long time.
a few weeks ago i acquired a position as the paper shred guy at the shelter insurance company (i can walk/fly to work) and i like the work. it's hard work, but i can do it. i might get promoted to "also the coffee guy" soon.
on friday, though (the day after my 10.5 birthday), i went with lynda and hellen to get hellen's last wisdom tooth taken out. it's hard work making sure she does all the right things and none of the wrong things. too bad she doesn't get any more days off of her awful work for teeth now though. unless something bad happens to her visible teeth. that could be bad. she said, "izzy" (sometimes she calls me izzy, i hate it!) "izzy, i tink my toots in teh front hav nerf damager" which i don't know what that means but she's not right still. i'll fix her though.
last saturday i went to the opera gala and got to see mommy and daddy and some of my girlfriend-types. i got to smooch on jen and eat ice cream and sing on stage! i sing real loud! then i rifled through the cases and stocked up on valve oil and resin, hahaha!
better go, hellen is stirring and i want to make sure she remembers to buy lots of cake for me today.
peace all,
Fritz M. Charming
Current mood: chipper Current music: weekend morning edition and stuff
Friday, February 2, 2007
8:20AM
aye caramba, what a horrible two weeks. it's still cold. i lost my job at michael's and was mocked by the investment portfolio management team at the insurance company where i went in for a job. (i want to work in an office now and it would be like on the office.) then kevin said he didn't like me and then hellen got pretty sick and tried to ignore it for longer than she should have (but now she has a zpack which is not quite like a six pack - oh, and her doctors ran away and it was very hard to find one who would see her). so many things and such little cake. i'm sending hellen to the store for a cake run today because i'm really wanting some cake. oh, and lynda is going to the ice charades without me tonight. pish posh!
but i do have things to be happy about - i didn't catch hellen's sickness, i'm going to rock and roll at the blue note tonight to mario's band, it's friday, i love pam and harry potter (the last book) has a date with me now. i decided i don't hate nick the red anymore and he might move to new mexico for a job to teach the air force paramed-nicks. maybe he'll pay nellen back but i doubt it, even if the job does pay more than twice as much as hellen's job.
and now for some prose:
candy candy
cake cake cake
chips and cola
professor snape
carrots peas and broccoli too
put them in and make some stew
beef and buffalo and tofu
my next ingredient will be: you
working at my desk job
glancing at the receptionist
typing on my 10 key pad
working for the man really ain't that bad
snood snood snood!
all day long
hellen please download it
or else i'll smoke a bong
gyros souflaki athens greece
moose goose mice and geese
fries wedges tots and robots
this one doesn't make much sense.
Current mood: busy Current music: npr morning edition
Sunday, January 21, 2007
orlando on the left, fritz on the right, stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!
seriously, i'm ready for the steamy 105 humid weather. a parrot doesn't far well in this mess. i did get to go to see "curse of the golden flower" with heln and stacey ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dracadancer (orlando lives with stacey, but he stayed home to watch the pointsetta) and it was a romantic movie and exciting! scandalous and splendid! colorful and entertaining!
then we came home and watched the first season of the office (american) from netflix. it was good times. i like pam, she is romantic. so is the purse lady. i hope pam will ditch her boyfriend.
hey pals, hellen said to go vote in her poll about the blue men. hellen's jernul = i'm blue!
Current mood:  cold Current music: a prairie home companion
Sunday, January 14, 2007
and inside. and in my bones and feathers and beak and eyes.
i'm so cold.
i'll probably die.
this ice storm is absurd.
"roads are considered treacherous"
i think that's like danger + evil?
Current mood: cold
Sunday, January 7, 2007
well, the new year's resolutions are going slowly, but they're going. so far i've only smooched stacey and lynner, but that's okay, i'll get my game on.
i've been busy keeping hellen in line, she's got lots of studying she needs to do but what she wants to do is read in harry potter and color mandalas and take a nap. no! study more!
we made some cookies and they were yummiez.
i wanna rock n' roll
i wanna collect stamps
i wanna take a nap
i wanna eat some pants!
Current mood:  ping ping ping! Current music: morning edition
Monday, January 1, 2007
1:21PM
new year's smooching with stacey, how romantic!
Current mood:  loved Current music: love music
Saturday, December 30, 2006
pandora.com is hellen's and my new best friend website. go!
tomorrow i'm going to party like it's 1999. hellen bought champagne for stacey, her, maybe orlando and me. party!
today we didn't listen to opera at the met. we started to and then it turned out to be about a birdcatcher and that is a no-go in my book.
maybe this evening we'll watch harry potter. that's my favorite. we're reading number five right now.
new years resolutions, count 'em up:
go to work at michael's more often
go to the beach 70 times (minimum)
gain 12 pounds
eat more chocolate cake and pizza
maybe swear less
help heln learn to mix cds on her computer
i'll continue my resolution from last year or whenever to be more magical
smooch on more wimmens
memorize arias from everyone's favorite operas, it's good for parties
maybe write to globe trekker megan again, another love letter
write a love letter to someone else famous if not megan
learn esperanto and maybe make a script for a movie in esperanto; maybe learn hebrew too
smoke a pipe (just tobacco)
write an autobiography and a novel
learn to weld (i've got some big projects coming up in 2007)
take a vacation
see the new harry potter movie in the theater
help mary alice with more quilts
Current mood:  hopeful Current music: xavier naidoo
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